Side effects of meth

So a couple of morons went to jail because they got into an argument over who is the better guitarist between Eddie Van Halen and Slash. As if it didn't go without saying, the argument occurred at a Motel 6 in Cleveland. According to sources, the man believed Slash was the better musician while the woman felt Van Halen was superior.

Why not devote your energy to real argument like, say, how much smarter horses are than cows? Especially since anyone with half a brain knows Nigel Tufnel is the greatest ever.