Word Game

Since I know you will be _______ (adjective) tomorrow evening, I have two _____ (plural noun) for you, neither of which is you not seeing me.”

Now the first thing that has to happen is that you need to pre-plan with ______ (person’s name) that you will leave the office at 7:30 so that everyone else who ______ (transitive verb) me that causes me lots of trouble goes home.

Then you ____ (adjective) sneak back and then in the meantime I quickly sneak over and then we can have a nice little visit for _______ (length of time)  or _______ (length of time). Whatever you want.”

Maybe we could go over and watch a _____ (noun) together and just have kind of, I don¹t know, _____ (plural noun) or something like that.

 And then that way we don’t have to deal with the problem of there being a record of me going upstairs and we can spend some time together and see a good _______ (noun).

I could take my _______ (noun) off and start… well… I know you wouldn't enjoy that? I hope to see you later and I hope you will follow my ________ (noun) and do what I want.

So those are two proposals and you can’t refuse me because I’m too _______ (adjective)  and _______ (adjective)  and soon I won’t be here anymore to _______ (verb) over.

I’m hoping you will hear this and you will choose which one you want to do and go tell _______ (same person’s name) and then she can ______ (verb)  me and let me know so I don¹t have to ______ (verb)  all day and I don¹t have to call her every _______ (length of time) and __­­____ (verb)  her because, I know you will find this very _______ (adjective) to believe, but I can be a _______ (noun)  in the _______ (noun)  sometimes.

I’m very persistent, but I really want to _______ (verb)  you.

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The world's most famous White House intern once completed this very Mad Lib and read it in a recorded message on a cassette tape sent to the President of the United States as a seductive invitation to _______ (verb). Here is her version:

“Since I know you will be alone tomorrow evening, I have two proposals for you, neither of which is you not seeing me.

“Now the first thing that has to happen is that you need to pre-plan with Betty that you will leave the office at 7:30 so that everyone else who hates me that causes me lots of trouble goes home.

“Then you quickly sneak back and then in the meantime I quickly sneak over and then we can have a nice little visit for 15 minutes or half an hour. Whatever you want.

“Maybe we could go over and watch a movie together and just have boxed dinners or something like that.

 “And then that way we don’t have to deal with the problem of me… of there being a record of me going upstairs and we can spend some time together and see a good movie.

'I could take my clothes off and start… well… I know you wouldn't enjoy that? I hope to see you later and I hope you will follow my script and do what I want.

“So those are two proposals and you can’t refuse me because I’m too cute and adorable and soon I won’t be here anymore to pop over.

“I’m hoping you will hear this and you will choose which one you want to do and go tell Betty and then she can call me and let me know so I don¹t have to stress out all day and I don¹t have to call her every two hours and bug her because, I know you will find this very hard to believe, but I can be a pain in the ass sometimes.

“I’m very persistent, but um… I really want to see you.”

How cute and adorable  and 1997 that is. That sort of thing plays out much differently these days.