"El Wingador" is charged with four counts of possession of a controlled dangerous substance and one count of manufacturing or distribution of more than a half ounce of cocaine.
"El Wingador" would practice to strengthen his jaw muscles by eating lots of frozen Tootsie Rolls in the weeks before the Wing Bowl. His runner-up, Sonya "The Black Widow" Thomas (161 wings), is rumored to strengthen her jaw muscles in other ways.
"El Wingador" will not be stripped of his crown as cocaine is not considered a performance enhancing drug the way, say, marijuana is.
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