His Hands Seem to Work

Houston’s favorite coke-infused, wife-beating, toupee-wearing creeper is at it again.  Apparently the only thing Dr. Michael Brown hates more than women is sobriety.  The infamous hand surgeon was recently arrested for choking a flight attendant and threatening to strip naked on a flight from London to Miami.

According to the Houston Chronicle:

An hour in to a Jan. 2 flight from London to Miami, Brown grabbed the flight attendant, who is not named in a criminal complaint, by her forearm and began making "rude sexual comments" to her.
After pulling away and informing a supervisor, she tried to serve Brown his in-flight meal but he stood up, spilling the food, and put his hands around her neck and began to squeeze, according to the complaint. As Brown squeezed, court records show, he asked the flight attendant if she was a strong woman.
When another flight attendant intervened, Brown grabbed both of the women around their necks using his forearms.
According to court documents, Brown then said he was going to get naked in front of all of the passengers on the British Airways flight and then began making "rude sexual comments" about what he was going to do to both women.

Then Brown reportedly went to sleep and was arrested upon landing. The question that begs to be asked is, "where were the other passengers or air marshals when all of this was going down?"  Can a man really threaten and choke two women in such a confined space without anyone noticing?  Did this flight exist in the realm of Judgment Night where no law enforcement or civilians are around to witness or intervene?

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