Kim Jong Un hates hippies

A North Korean war room photo showing possible areas of attack on the US mainland surprisingly showed Austin as a target. Rick Perry says that Austin is on North Korea’s hit list because of its economy.  If that’s the case, why not go ahead and target the larger Houston?  The Turkish Minister recently called Houston “the heart of the US economy.”

Rick Perry can talk all he wants, but I think it’s obvious that Kim just hates patchouli. And I agree with him... but just this once.