Thursday, October 24, 2013

Do not have fun on Halloween!

Students at the University of Colorado Boulder have been told not to wear "offensive" Halloween costumes including cowboys, Indians, geishas, squaws or anything involving a sombrero.

Students have also been told to avoid "white trash" costumes and anything that portrays a particular culture as "over-sexualized" - which would seem to preclude most students from wearing their everyday attire.

They are also asked not to host parties with offensive themes including those with “ghetto” or "hillbilly" themes.  And in one final sweeping category, the university suggested no costumes associated with "crime or sex work." Apparently this was an effort to also eliminate dressing up as any athlete or politician.

This sort of hyper-PC move is obviously ridiculous and I don’t support it in principle.  However, I do take a little solace in the fact that the school has eliminated almost every conceivable costume not directly associated with Halloween. It would be nice to see some costumes that really get back to the spirit of the holiday.  You know, such things as ghosts, goblins, ghouls and witches.

Strike that… no witches. We wouldn’t want to unfairly stereotype or offend anyone at The Pagan Federation.

Saturday, September 28, 2013

Not again

At some point this space will be used to talk about something other than transgenders once every few weeks. But this is really annoying me and it’s the only thing I have found worth addressing in my spare time. I’m not sure what it is that bothers me the most about these stories; the societal acceptance, the media’s presentation, or the lame-brained laws that are being put in place.


Let’s look at the most recent case. The headline in this Telegraph article reads, “Six-year-old becomes first transgender child in Argentina to change identity.” The headline of the story seems to imply that this six-year-old (Lulu) had the awareness to know what being transgendered is and had the wherewithal to do something about it by utilizing a new government law. The article states:

A six-year-old girl, who was born a boy, has become the first transgender child in Argentina to have her new name officially changed on her identity documents.

 

The article states that Argentina’s new Gender Identity Law enshrines the right to be identified by name and sex as defined by the individual. So that’s it?  That’s what it takes to become a different gender in Argentina? Obviously a six-year-old would have to have the help and approval of their parents to get this done. Which was certainly the case here:

The decision was made after Lulu’s mother, Gabriela, wrote to [the governor of Buenos Aires, Daniel Scioli] as well as Argentinian president Cristina Kirchner. She said her daughter identified herself as a girl as soon as she started talking.

Wouldn’t it be possible that this has all come about because of poor guidance from the mother and/or father? Maybe if they had been clearer about their child’s actual gender, the young boy would not have identified himself as a girl. Or maybe the parents just wanted a girl and decided this was the easiest way to have one. It sounds like some cruel experiment that nobody seems to be questioning the validity of.

While this whole transgender thing has not been fully clear to me, I was beginning to feel like I got it a little more… until this sentence showed up in the article:
Cesar Cigliutti, head of Homosexual Community Argentina (CHA), which supported the family, said Lulu’s case was “historic”.

So, is Lulu transgendered or homosexual?  They are two different things, right?  Not that I think a six-year-old’s sexual identity should even remotely be on anyone’s radar. The story really seems to highlight poor parenting and poor lawmaking.

It also raises another question, though. While I don’t agree with the events that transpired in Lulu’s case mostly because it deals with a six-year-old, what if a person like myself (a heterosexual male in his 30’s who looks and talks exactly like Burt Reynolds in Smokey and the Bandit) decided that they wanted to take the same steps? You basically just go to some government office and say you identify yourself as a certain gender and that’s it.You are now that gender. The M on my driver’s license would suddenly become an F and I would officially be a woman. I could freely shop in Victoria’s Secret, go into the dressing room and even the womens' restroom. Sure, I look and sound just like The Bandit, but if anyone had an issue with it, I would pull out my driver’s license and point to the F and reassure them, “Look, it’s not what you think. I am actually a transgendered woman. With a penis.  And I’m also a lesbian.”

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Uh, what?

Not transgendered

Just because you take pills doesn't mean you change sex.  If you "elected to retain the reproductive organs of a woman", dude, you are still a woman.

The Syria situation raises some serious questions...

... like "What the hell has happened to John Kerry's face?"









Friday, August 30, 2013

Not to beat a dead horse…

…but this story is so absurd. You have to read this to believe it. I’m not sure Bradley Manning has officially changed his name to Chelsea or not, but does anyone at CBS realize that changing your name does not change your gender? Chelsea Manning is a man! That’s it.  There is nothing ambiguous about it. To pretend otherwise makes them look absolutely foolish.


I will assume Bradley has officially changed his name to Chelsea and refer to him as such, but what if Chelsea were to escape from captivity and CBS ran a story about that? According to their own reporting practices it would read something like this:

"Fort Leavenworth authorities are searching for an inmate who escaped on Wednesday. At about 11:45 a.m., Chelsea Elizabeth Manning escaped by walking away from an inmate work crew assigned to the field squad.
"Manning is a white female who is 5’2”, 140 lbs with short, dirty-blonde hair.  Anyone who sees this fugitive should immediately contact Fort Leavenworth officials."

How would that ever lead someone to this person?


This is really mind-boggling to me.  I guess in the minds of the people in charge at CBS, this person is black.

Thursday, August 22, 2013

CBS is ridiculous

One day after being sentenced to 35 years in prison for the release of massive amounts of classified information, Bradley Manning has decided that he wants to become a woman. And that’s exactly the way it should be reported.  Despite What CBS would like to tell you, Bradley Manning is actually a man.

As I read this story I couldn’t help but notice something really strange. Somewhere between the time that I read the opening sentence…

“One day after being sentenced for leaking a large amount of classified documents to an anti-secrecy website, Army Pfc. Bradley Manning announced he intends to live the remainder of his life as “Chelsea Manning,” a woman, and begin hormone therapy as soon as possible.”

…and the time I got to the fourth paragraph…

“Manning is also requesting the public now refer to her by her new name and as a woman. She says she looks forward to receiving letters from supporters and intends to write back.”

…Manning’s gender had miraculously changed!  Just like that, in mere seconds. No hormones. No surgery.  Nothing.

I’m sure CBS thinks it is doing the right thing by immediately accepting this convicted criminal’s wishes, but if all it takes to become a woman is to declare that your new name is Chelsea, then why is there a need for hormones? According to CBS, Manning is already a woman. So I suppose they think he should be housed with female inmates for the next 35 years.

Wait a second…

This Manning fellow is a genius! And our media outlets are morons.

Monday, August 19, 2013

Prince has a sense of humor

Prince has released a new single and it has some of the best cover art ever! In a surprising demonstration of self-awareness, he went with a shot of Dave Chappelle's classic impersonation of him from The Chappelle Show's segment, "Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories."


This is pure genius.  I hope that others will follow Prince's lead and use famous impersonations for their own future releases.  Some suggestions:










Saturday, August 10, 2013

These People Lead our Country


Senator Brian Schatz (D, Hawaii): did you have carnal relations with that sheep?
“…most distasteful in view of the fact that the sheep was under 18 years old.”

By: Moe Lane (Diary)  |  August 8th, 2013 at 05:01 PM  |  49

No, I never thought that I’d have the opportunity to write that out, either.  But apparently this is the world that we live in, now:

Hawaii senator Brian Schatz involved in simulated sheep rape rituals

U.S. Senator Brian Schatz once led a fraternity that got into trouble with the law and animal welfare groups for threatening to sodomize a sheep.

One of the fraternity brothers involved in the incident claimed at the time that no actual sheep were sodomized in said ritual; and in truth I will be willing enough to accept a denial on Senator Brian Schatz’s (D, Hawaii) part. An explicit denial. As in, While I admit that there was in fact an official investigation along these lines, I have in fact never in my life [expletive deleted]ed a sheep.

And then we can all put this unfortunate incident behind us.

Moe Lane (crosspost)

PS: As near as I can tell: yes, Senator Brian Schatz (D, Hawaii) would have participated in a ritual where he would have had to decide whether joining his fraternity was worth [expletive deleted]ing a sheep.

PPS I’m sorry! This HAPPPENED! I can’t not write about this! I’m only flesh and blood!

PPPS: The subtitle is, of course, a classical reference.

Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Word Game


Since I know you will be _______ (adjective) tomorrow evening, I have two _____ (plural noun) for you, neither of which is you not seeing me.”
Now the first thing that has to happen is that you need to pre-plan with ______ (person’s name) that you will leave the office at 7:30 so that everyone else who ______ (transitive verb) me that causes me lots of trouble goes home.
Then you ____ (adjective) sneak back and then in the meantime I quickly sneak over and then we can have a nice little visit for _______ (length of time)  or _______ (length of time). Whatever you want.”
Maybe we could go over and watch a _____ (noun) together and just have kind of, I don¹t know, _____ (plural noun) or something like that.
 And then that way we don’t have to deal with the problem of there being a record of me going upstairs and we can spend some time together and see a good _______ (noun).
I could take my _______ (noun) off and start… well… I know you wouldn't enjoy that? I hope to see you later and I hope you will follow my ________ (noun) and do what I want.
So those are two proposals and you can’t refuse me because I’m too _______ (adjective)  and _______ (adjective)  and soon I won’t be here anymore to _______ (verb) over.
I’m hoping you will hear this and you will choose which one you want to do and go tell _______ (same person’s name) and then she can ______ (verb)  me and let me know so I don¹t have to ______ (verb)  all day and I don¹t have to call her every _______ (length of time) and __­­____ (verb)  her because, I know you will find this very _______ (adjective) to believe, but I can be a _______ (noun)  in the _______ (noun)  sometimes.

I’m very persistent, but I really want to _______ (verb)  you.

Saturday, July 20, 2013

Jerry Sandusky son files request to change name

The son of disgraced former Penn State assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky has filed papers to have his name changed.

Matt Sandusky filed a formal name change request this week, a little over a year after his father was convicted on 45 counts of sexual abuse. The disgraced former Penn State assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky was convicted in 2012 of sexually abusing 10 boys in a 15-year period. He is currently serving more than 30 years in prison.

Sandusky’s new name was not immediately known, but sources have indicated the most likely names are:
Chester Rubbentug
Jack Mioff
Pat McRotch
Ben Dover
Harry Johnson
Rubba Rubba
Phil McCrackin
Johnny Stroker
and
Gaylord Ferry

However, most experts believe he will just go with Michael Jackson.

Thursday, July 18, 2013

I, Robot

As I was trying to post a comment to an article, I encountered this message:

First off, I don't really like a robot telling me I need to prove that I am not a robot. And apparently typing "Neither of those are words" does not prove that I am not not a robot. Mindlessly typing the characters would not prove anything. Stupid robot. 

Thursday, July 11, 2013

Sharknado is here!


View trailer here

FILM REVIEW:
(Please leave your own reviews in the Comments section)


If you want to watch an action movie about man-eating sharks, you can always look to Deep Blue Sea. If you want to see one about tornadoes, there’s Twister. If you want to see a movie that combines the two, then you have some seriously questionable taste. Fortunately for you, so do the programmers at SyFy.

Ian Ziering (Fin) plays a bar owner and surfer as convincingly as he played a high school student at the age of 30 on 90210 twenty years ago. He hasn’t been seen much since then. Not sure what he’s been doing with his time, but it sure didn’t involve acting lessons. And he fake surfs about as well as he fake bartends. But enough about Ziering’s acting, because that’s really not the reason anyone is watching this. They’re watching it because they’re sadists.

Tara Reid, in her best performance since 2005’s Alone in the Dark, plays April, Fin’s ex who will not allow such nonsense as sharks swimming in the streets and falling from the skies to allow him to sneak in an extra custody visit with their daughter Claudia. Because Ziering looks just like he did when he was playing a high school student, and he was arguing over visitation with his daughter, I was surprised when Claudia made her first appearance. Instead of some toddler in pigtails, she looked to be in her early 20’s. Following in daddy’s footsteps for sure. Anyway, lots of heart-wrenching family issues to be dealt with here. It’s very similar to Kramer vs. Kramer, but with tornadoes and sharks!

The screenplay provides a series of uncompromising conversations that involve "This is crazy" and "Do you trust me?" There’s a lot of bad dubbing, poor CGI, shoddy editing and cheap production values. Most annoying is the shooting of scenes outdoors on an obviously beautiful sunny day and then darkening the entire picture so that it (supposedly) looks like the actors are in the middle of a storm. Or maybe it was a technique designed to hide the poor make-up effects of the shark victims. It worked because you couldn’t see a thing. But drop a middle-aged Cousin Oliver (from the final six episodes of The Brady Bunch) in for a brief appearance and it will buy you quite a bit of goodwill.

The film was directed by writer/producer/editor/make-up effects specialist Anthony C. Ferrante, known for such TV movies as Leprechaun’sRevenge and Para-Homeless Activity, who here oversees some of the best visual effects that a month’s worth of sperm bank visits can buy. He is attentive to the nuances and subtleties that a movie about sharks getting chainsawed out of the air has to embrace. The action in Sharknado is in just about the most perfect hands one could imagine. At the end of the film the credits roll just like they did in Gandhi. But also just like they did in Mansquito.

Get Well Soon


Country music icon and notorious wild man Randy Travis is recovering from brain surgery following a stroke that occurred during a hospitalization for heart failure. The surgery reportedly took longer than expected after doctors encountered an inordinate amount of skull during the procedure.

Travis' illness comes as he's been trying to put his life back together following a series of embarrassing public incidents involving alcohol. Travis pleaded guilty to driving while intoxicated in January following two arrests last year. During the first incident he was found sitting in a parked car in a church parking lot with an empty bottle of wine. The second arrest came after he wrecked his car, stripped down to his birthday suit (not necessarily in that order) and walked into a convenience store and attempted to buy cigarettes. He was required to spend at least 30 days at an alcohol treatment facility.

It’s not clear what type of stroke the singer suffered, but the most common type of stroke is caused by a blood clot that travels to the brain. Since alcohol is known to help heart disease by acting as a blood thinner, it is safe to assume that Travis’ health issues are likely a direct result of his recent sobriety. Hopefully Travis will have a speedy recovery and start hitting the bottle with a vengeance. Apparently, his life depends on it.

Thursday, July 4, 2013

Happy 4th of July!

Riots?

Sanford officials, including the police chief, are worried that riots and mayhem may break out following the George Zimmerman trial. I think it would be a good idea to ask why they think that. There was no concern about riots as the end of the Jodi Arias trial approached. So, why should there be concern now?

Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Snakes & Sparklers

Those are the only fireworks allowed.

According to the Item:

     It is prohibited to sell, detonate or in any way use fireworks classified as
     “skyrockets with sticks” or “missiles with fins” in Walker County. All 
     fireworks are prohibited in the Huntsville and New Waverly city limits.

You just eliminated everything good!  Way to lame up a great holiday.

And while you are lighting your cache of the lamest fireworks known to man, here are a few of the safety precautions the paper has decided to share.  This list was obviously put together by someone who has never used fireworks. 

   • Always read and follow label directions.
   • Discharge the fireworks on a flat surface.
   • Never re-light a “dud” firework (wait 15 to 20 minutes and then soak it
        in a bucket of water).
   • Never throw or point fireworks at other people.
   • The shooter should always wear eye protection and never have any part
        of the body over the firework.
   • Light only one firework at a time.
   • Never experiment or make your own fireworks.

If you follow those rules, what is the point of buying fireworks?  Instead of lighting fuses, why not just set your money on fire?  I promise you it is more fun than watching this:

Selective Patriotism

Some celebrities want to protect NSA leaker Edward Snowden from punishment for his leaks and/or espionage. They have signed a petition asking for Ecuadorian President Rafael Correa to grant Snowden asylum as a way of shielding him from President Barack Obama and the U.S. legal system. The crux of their plea reads:
"In Snowden’s case, what he has revealed are actions by the NSA that violate the U.S. Constitution’s Fourth Amendment protections against 'unreasonable searches and seizures.'"
According to The Hollywood Reporter, the petition contains 23,000 signatures so far, including such recognizable names as Oliver Stone, John Cusack, Roseanne Barr and Danny Glover. Yes, Danny Glover… that champion of constitutional amendments. The same Danny Glover who earlier this year said, "I don’t own a gun and definitely not only gun control, we should abolish guns, the personal guns. That’s how far I’m willing to go."

Apparently Danny Glover wants the president of Ecuador to help preserve the 4thAmendment when he can’t be bothered to defend the 2nd Amendment. Why should one be held sacred while the other is ignored or discarded? Isn’t he getting too old for this?
 

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Playing God

The common cold. Cancer. AIDS.  All of that silliness can wait. Science has spent countless hours and untold fortunes in the attempt to address an urgent need and it has finally paid off.  The ability to create Frankenstein monsters is here! An Italian scientist claims to have found a way to perform a human head transplant.

Since the 1950s scientists have been performing head transplants on animals (mostly dogs and monkeys), but they never could find a way to connect the two spinal cords. That really makes the whole procedure kind of pointless. You might as well just keep the head in a jar.

Fortunately for this guy, a scientist by the name of Sergio Canavero has developed a method to connect the spinal cords and attach a head to a new body, and thus eliminate the physical limitations experienced by such tortured souls as Master Blaster and Morris the Moose.

I’m sure that those who dedicate their lives to this sort of research are well-intentioned and see this procedure as a possible solution for those who suffer from debilitating diseases like ALS or spinal muscular atrophy. But we all know that once it is available it is going to be used by people like Oprah so they can finally have the body they have coveted for so long.   

Sunday, June 30, 2013

The New Yorker attempts to “out” Bert and Ernie

In the wake of the Supreme Court’s decision to extend benefits to same-sex couples, The New Yorker tried to invent a couple to celebrate the event. I guess nobody at the publication knew any actual gay couples to portray on the cover, because they came up with this:
 

That is a very misleading picture as it doesn’t tell the full story. The New Yorker is basically just playing the role of Mr. Furley from Three's Company always walking in at the wrong moment or overhearing something he interprets the wrong way, almost always reinforcing his belief that Jack is gay. Maybe a look from another perspective will help clarify things for the folks at The New Yorker:

Saturday, June 29, 2013

Thinking Not Required

A University of Virginia student could have lost her life because a group of self-important numbskulls can’t keep their jobs in perspective.  Elizabeth Daly and two roommates were picking up some ice cream and bottled water when a group of plainclothes Alcoholic Beverage Commission agents mistook their purchase for a 12-pack of beer.  One jumped on the hood of her car and another drew his gun in order to stop the crime of the century.
"They were showing unidentifiable badges after they approached us, but we became frightened, as they were not in anything close to a uniform," she recalled Thursday in a written account of the April 11 incident.
"I couldn't put my windows down unless I started my car, and when I started my car they began yelling to not move the car, not to start the car. They began trying to break the windows. My roommates and I were ... terrified," Daly stated.
And who could blame them?  This has to be the biggest overreaction since Y2K.  I mean, what if these girls were to have gotten away?  College students with alcohol.  The world cannot tolerate such malfeasance!

Miss Daly was arrested and charged with three felonies.   That’s right... three FELONIES because these nimrods can’t tell the difference between water and beer despite the fact that making such a distinction should be the first priority of their job.
And why do these people have guns?

Friday, June 28, 2013

Aaron Hernandez: Serial Killer ?

So, as the investigation into the murder of Odin Lloyd continues, it seems that he may have been killed because he knew about Aaron Hernandez’s alleged involvement in a double homicide in 2012.
As it turns out, there were a few other people who knew about it as well…



Thursday, June 27, 2013

Espantado Recto


A Mexican amusement park has a new attraction called a Night Walk that simulates illegally crossing the border into the United States. Park administrators claim the attraction is not intended to be a training exercise but a tool to stop migration. A sort of Scared Straight for the potential Mexican immigrant.

Canada has caught onto the idea and implemented an amusement park attraction of their own to stop migration to the US. Theirs simulates a trip to Detroit.

Monday, June 24, 2013

More proof, what more do you need?

Todd May finds Bigfoot Fossil

This guy finds obvious proof of bigfoot remains.  And crazy thing is, he saw a living Sasquatch just a few months ago.

Crazy thing is a nun got rich a few years ago claiming to see the face of Jesus in that same rock...crazy nun, don't you know a bigfoot when you see one?

Sunday, June 23, 2013

Another Boner by the IRS


IRS Sent $46,378,040 in Refunds to 23,994 ‘Unauthorized’ Aliens at 1 Atlanta Address

CNS News Link

June 21, 2013 - 4:18 PM
That was not the only Atlanta address theoretically used by thousands of “unauthorized” alien workers receiving millions in federal tax refunds in 2011. In fact, according to a TIGTA audit report published last year, four of the top ten addresses to which the IRS sent thousands of tax refunds to “unauthorized” aliens were in Atlanta.
The IRS sent 11,284 refunds worth a combined $2,164,976 to unauthorized alien workers at a second Atlanta address; 3,608 worth $2,691,448 to a third; and 2,386 worth $1,232,943 to a fourth.
Other locations on the IG’s Top Ten list for singular addresses that were theoretically used simultaneously by thousands of unauthorized alien workers, included an address in Oxnard, Calif, where the IRS sent 2,507 refunds worth $10,395,874; an address in Raleigh, North Carolina, where the IRS sent 2,408 refunds worth $7,284,212; an address in Phoenix, Ariz., where the IRS sent 2,047 refunds worth $5,558,608; an address in Palm Beach Gardens, Fla., where the IRS sent 1,972 refunds worth $2,256,302; an address in San Jose, Calif., where the IRS sent 1,942 refunds worth $5,091,027; and an address in Arvin, Calif., where the IRS sent 1,846 refunds worth $3,298,877.
Since 1996, the IRS has issued what it calls Individual Taxpayer Identification Numbers (ITINs) to two classes of persons: 1) non-resident aliens who have a tax liability in the United States, and 2) aliens living in the United States who are “not authorized to work in the United States.”
The IRS has long known it was giving these numbers to illegal aliens, and thus facilitating their ability to work illegally in the United States. For example, the Treasury Inspector General’s Semiannual Report to Congress published on Oct. 29, 1999—nearly fourteen years ago—specifically drew attention to this problem.
“The IRS issues Individual Taxpayer Identification Numbers (ITINs) to undocumented aliens to improve nonresident alien compliance with tax laws. This IRS practice seems counter-productive to the Immigration and Naturalization Service’s (INS) mission to identify undocumented aliens and prevent unlawful alien entry,” TIGTA warned in that long-ago report.
The inspector general’s 2012 audit report on the IRS’s handling of ITINs was spurred by two IRS employees who went to members of Congress "alleging that IRS management was requiring employees to assign Individual Taxpayer Identification Numbers (ITIN) even when the applications were fraudulent.”
In an August 2012 press release accompanying the audit report, TIGTA said the report “validated” the complaints of the IRS employees.
“TIGTA’s audit found that IRS management has not established adequate internal controls to detect and prevent the assignment of an ITIN to individuals submitting questionable applications,” said Treasury Inspector General for Tax Administration J. Russell George. “Even more troubling, TIGTA found an environment which discourages employees from detecting fraudulent applications.”
In addition to the 23,994 tax refunds worth a combined $46,378,040 that the IRS sent to a single address in Atlanta, the IG also discovered that the IRS had assigned 15,796 ITINs to unauthorized aliens who presumably used a single Atlanta address.
The IRS, according to TIGTA, also assigned ITINs to 15,028 unauthorized aliens presumably using a single address in Dallas, Texas, and 10,356 to unauthorized aliens presumably living at a single address in Atlantic City, N.J.
Perhaps the most remarkable act of the IRS was this: It assigned 6,411 ITINs to unauthorized aliens presumably using a single address in Morganton, North Carolina. According to the 2010 Census, there were only 16,681 people in Morganton. So, for the IRS to have been correct in issuing 6,411 ITINS to unauthorized aliens at a single address in Morganton it would have meant that 38 percent of the town’s total population were unauthorized alien workers using a single address.
TIGTA said there were 154 addresses around the country that appeared on 1,000 or more ITIN applications made to the IRS.
- See more at: http://cnsnews.com/news/article/irs-sent-46378040-refunds-23994-unauthorized-aliens-1-atlanta-address#sthash.Enbqxq61.wPKBtkHG.dpuf

Monday, June 17, 2013

Scared Yet?


Lights out: House plan would protect nation's electricity from solar flare, nuclear bomb

BY: PAUL BEDARD JUNE 17, 2013
Amid growing fears of a massive electromagnetic pulse hit from either a solar flare or a terrorist nuclear bomb, House Republicans on Tuesday will unveil a plan to save the nation's electric grid from an attack that could mean lights out for 300 million Americans.
Dubbed the Secure High-voltage Infrastructure for Electricity from Lethal Damage Act, the legislation would push the federal government to install grid-saving devices such as surge protectors to protect against an attack.
"It is critical that we protect our major transformers from cascading destruction. The Shield Act encourages industry to develop standards necessary to protect our electric infrastructure against both natural and man-made EMP events," said Rep. Trent Franks, the Arizona Republican who is offering up the bipartisan bill.
Electromagnetic pulse, or EMP, has come into focus because of fears the sun is pushing out unusually big solar flares that can disrupt the electric grid. Defense officials are also worried about a terrorist attack, possibly in the form of a small nuclear bomb exploded overhead.
Any EMP attack could be damaging, said Gaffney. He cited a new Lloyds of London report that determined that the area from Washington, D.C., to New York could be without electricity for up to two years in a major solar flare-up."This is serious stuff," said former Pentagon official Frank Gaffney, who heads the Center for Security Policy. But, he added, there is a growing bipartisan consensus to protect the electric grid.
The legislation will be introduced Tuesday by Franks and former House Speaker Newt Gingrich at a meeting of the House EMP Caucus. Officials said that the legislation, provided in advance to Secrets, will include information from a recent EMP commission report that "contemporary U.S. society is not structured, nor does it have the means, to provide for the needs of nearly 300 million Americans without electricity.''
Gaffney told Secrets that there are some 300 huge electric transformers around the nation that control the grid and that have to be protected. "You are basically talking about surge protectors, of a somewhat exotic kind, but it is a means of interrupting the pulse," he said.
Paul Bedard, The Washington Examiner's "Washington Secrets" columnist, can be contacted at pbedard@washingtonexaminer.com


Do you really think politics will help us avoid this inevitable two-year power outage?


Thursday, June 6, 2013

Michael Jackson's daughter in hospital after suicide attempt

So it apparently took her 15 years to really understand what the phrase “Michael Jackson’s daughter” means.

Actually, according to reports, she wanted to kill herself after being denied the chance to go to a Marilyn Manson concert. And you thought Jacko was mixed up! Someone needs to tell her that you kill yourself when you have to go to a MM show.

The initial 911 call indicated she suffered an overdose. But that conflicts with other reports.
TMZ and "Entertainment Tonight" both reported that Paris cut her wrists. "ET" attributed the wrist-cutting revelation to Paris' biological mom Debbie Rowe. 
Paris and her brother Prince, 16, are offspring of Rowe, a former dermatologist’s assistant who helped treat Jackson for various skin ailments. 
The youngest sibling is Blanket, 11, and his biological mother has never been revealed.
Of course, nobody knows who any of their biological fathers are either.

So, in a story where the white kid of Wacko Jacko (a formerly black icon), who has a sibling named Blanket, tried to kill herself with a meat cleaver over not getting to go to a Marilyn Manson concert, the strangest thing in the article may have been the appearance of this in the corner.    
                                                                                                                                  

Friday, May 31, 2013

Thursday, May 23, 2013

Communism?

According to Chuck Todd, NBC’s chief White House correspondent, the Obama Administration’s seizure of reporters’ emails and phone records is evidence that “they want to criminalize journalism.”

I see.  Sort of like China, North Korea, Venezuela, etc.

The president might want to read this.

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

What tornado?

An EF4 tornado a mile wide at the ground with winds around 200 mph has ripped through Oklahoma causing mass destruction and killled at least 91 people.

But it's good to see that HLN (formerly Headline News) will not be deviating from their wall-to-wall Jodi Arias coverage.

Monday, May 20, 2013

This Day in History

It’s the 6th anniversary of the greatest article in the history of the Houston Chronicle. Aside from quotes from people like Dat Boy Cuzin and model/waitress/Tomball Community College business management student Blondene Thompson, the most fascinating thing about the article, which highlights the changes taking place in Sharpstown Mall, was that it appeared not in the Style or Society sections, but right on the front page. The Chronicle editors thought this story merited page 1 prime real estate in their paper.  And I agree with them 100%!

Thursday, May 16, 2013

Rod Stewart: Steroid 'addiction' shrank my manhood!

Really?  You don’t think this outfit affected your manhood at all?

According to the notoriously ripped singer, “I let myself down on tours in the late 80s when I was addicted to steroids.” That is a real quote from this guy:

Did the steroids also shrink his muscles?


Obviously, the steroids were in his shampoo.



Or maybe 'steroids' is just a code word for ice cream.


Monday, May 13, 2013

Jacked Worth Visit

lunaticoutpost.com

There is always some interesting posters on there.  I just read about people recommending snorting coconut oil to have more vivid dreams.






I'm on my way to Kroger to get some coconut oil.

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Cause Célèbre

“NBA Player Comes Out” was the headline followed by this picture:

Despite following professional basketball to a moderate degree, I have to admit that I wasn’t sure who that was, despite his playing in the NBA for 12 years.

“Historic decision”, “courageous”, and “milestone” are just a few of the ways that Jason Collins’ announcement that he is gay has been described by media outlets. Really?  How short our memories are.  It was just six years ago that John Amaechi announced that he was gay.  According to CNN’s Wolf Blitzer, "In the four major sports, he's the first one, the first one as an active player. Not after retirement but as an active player to acknowledge he's gay. So it is a courageous step.”

Hold up there, Wolf.  Perhaps you are not an avid basketball follower, but Jason Collins is far from an active player. Technically, yes, he is currently on a team. His one-year, league-minimum contract will not officially expire until July, but let’s not pretend his career wasn’t over before he made this announcement. He played in only 38 games this season and amassed a whopping 1 point and 1 rebound per game. What may be most surprising is that those totals are not much lower than his career averages. He was still in the league for one reason, and it’s that he’s seven feet tall. As the saying goes, you can’t teach height, and the NBA is the one place where a player like Hasheem Thabeet gets chance after chance after chance.

Before this announcement, Collins’ claim to fame could be found here:

I don’t really care that Jason Collins is gay. I don’t think a person’s sexual life is anyone’s business and shouldn’t define them, but if all of this hoopla is going to occur, how about we reserve it for someone we’ve seen before? You know, someone whose career wasn’t exceeded by the likes of Kurt Nimphius, Blair Rasmussen, Kevin Kunnert or any number of players who averaged at least 4 points per game for their career.

I’ll be honest, what Collins did cannot be easy to do. It does take a certain amount of courage, but this is a player who was barely hanging on in the league.  If anything, this announcement may have helped him get a final one-year, league minimum contract. But in all likelihood, he was done anyway. It would be a much tougher decision for someone who was actually in the spotlight and had their entire career ahead of them. That may actually deserve the term “historic.” What Collins has done is no different than what Amaechi did six years ago. The problem here is not Collins’ announcement, but the overhyping the media has given it. Read over this article and this one to see how over-the-top some of the reporting has gotten. I kid you not, several outlets have actually compared Collins to Jackie Robinson as a trailblazer.

I can’t believe that they get a pass for being so disrespectful to Robinson.  If any writer (or their editor) allows such a comparison to appear on their pages, they really need to go back and study the history of what Robinson had to endure. There have been gay athletes in the past and they were able to conceal it from their teammates and the public. That was their decision. Robinson did not have that choice. Jackie Robinson truly was “Historic” and “Courageous.”