Michael Jackson's daughter in hospital after suicide attempt

So it apparently took her 15 years to really understand what the phrase “Michael Jackson’s daughter” means.

Actually, according to reports, she wanted to kill herself after being denied the chance to go to a Marilyn Manson concert. And you thought Jacko was mixed up! Someone needs to tell her that you kill yourself when you have to go to a MM show.

The initial 911 call indicated she suffered an overdose. But that conflicts with other reports.

TMZ and "Entertainment Tonight" both reported that Paris cut her wrists. "ET" attributed the wrist-cutting revelation to Paris' biological mom Debbie Rowe. 

Paris and her brother Prince, 16, are offspring of Rowe, a former dermatologist’s assistant who helped treat Jackson for various skin ailments. 

The youngest sibling is Blanket, 11, and his biological mother has never been revealed.

Of course, nobody knows who any of their biological fathers are either.

So, in a story where the white kid of Wacko Jacko (a formerly black icon), who has a sibling named Blanket, tried to kill herself with a meat cleaver over not getting to go to a Marilyn Manson concert, the strangest thing in the article may have been the appearance of this in the corner.