Sunday, June 30, 2013

The New Yorker attempts to “out” Bert and Ernie

In the wake of the Supreme Court’s decision to extend benefits to same-sex couples, The New Yorker tried to invent a couple to celebrate the event. I guess nobody at the publication knew any actual gay couples to portray on the cover, because they came up with this:
 

That is a very misleading picture as it doesn’t tell the full story. The New Yorker is basically just playing the role of Mr. Furley from Three's Company always walking in at the wrong moment or overhearing something he interprets the wrong way, almost always reinforcing his belief that Jack is gay. Maybe a look from another perspective will help clarify things for the folks at The New Yorker:

Saturday, June 29, 2013

Thinking Not Required

A University of Virginia student could have lost her life because a group of self-important numbskulls can’t keep their jobs in perspective.  Elizabeth Daly and two roommates were picking up some ice cream and bottled water when a group of plainclothes Alcoholic Beverage Commission agents mistook their purchase for a 12-pack of beer.  One jumped on the hood of her car and another drew his gun in order to stop the crime of the century.
"They were showing unidentifiable badges after they approached us, but we became frightened, as they were not in anything close to a uniform," she recalled Thursday in a written account of the April 11 incident.
"I couldn't put my windows down unless I started my car, and when I started my car they began yelling to not move the car, not to start the car. They began trying to break the windows. My roommates and I were ... terrified," Daly stated.
And who could blame them?  This has to be the biggest overreaction since Y2K.  I mean, what if these girls were to have gotten away?  College students with alcohol.  The world cannot tolerate such malfeasance!

Miss Daly was arrested and charged with three felonies.   That’s right... three FELONIES because these nimrods can’t tell the difference between water and beer despite the fact that making such a distinction should be the first priority of their job.
And why do these people have guns?

Friday, June 28, 2013

Aaron Hernandez: Serial Killer ?

So, as the investigation into the murder of Odin Lloyd continues, it seems that he may have been killed because he knew about Aaron Hernandez’s alleged involvement in a double homicide in 2012.
As it turns out, there were a few other people who knew about it as well…



Thursday, June 27, 2013

Espantado Recto


A Mexican amusement park has a new attraction called a Night Walk that simulates illegally crossing the border into the United States. Park administrators claim the attraction is not intended to be a training exercise but a tool to stop migration. A sort of Scared Straight for the potential Mexican immigrant.

Canada has caught onto the idea and implemented an amusement park attraction of their own to stop migration to the US. Theirs simulates a trip to Detroit.

Monday, June 24, 2013

More proof, what more do you need?

Todd May finds Bigfoot Fossil

This guy finds obvious proof of bigfoot remains.  And crazy thing is, he saw a living Sasquatch just a few months ago.

Crazy thing is a nun got rich a few years ago claiming to see the face of Jesus in that same rock...crazy nun, don't you know a bigfoot when you see one?

Sunday, June 23, 2013

Another Boner by the IRS


IRS Sent $46,378,040 in Refunds to 23,994 ‘Unauthorized’ Aliens at 1 Atlanta Address

CNS News Link

June 21, 2013 - 4:18 PM
That was not the only Atlanta address theoretically used by thousands of “unauthorized” alien workers receiving millions in federal tax refunds in 2011. In fact, according to a TIGTA audit report published last year, four of the top ten addresses to which the IRS sent thousands of tax refunds to “unauthorized” aliens were in Atlanta.
The IRS sent 11,284 refunds worth a combined $2,164,976 to unauthorized alien workers at a second Atlanta address; 3,608 worth $2,691,448 to a third; and 2,386 worth $1,232,943 to a fourth.
Other locations on the IG’s Top Ten list for singular addresses that were theoretically used simultaneously by thousands of unauthorized alien workers, included an address in Oxnard, Calif, where the IRS sent 2,507 refunds worth $10,395,874; an address in Raleigh, North Carolina, where the IRS sent 2,408 refunds worth $7,284,212; an address in Phoenix, Ariz., where the IRS sent 2,047 refunds worth $5,558,608; an address in Palm Beach Gardens, Fla., where the IRS sent 1,972 refunds worth $2,256,302; an address in San Jose, Calif., where the IRS sent 1,942 refunds worth $5,091,027; and an address in Arvin, Calif., where the IRS sent 1,846 refunds worth $3,298,877.
Since 1996, the IRS has issued what it calls Individual Taxpayer Identification Numbers (ITINs) to two classes of persons: 1) non-resident aliens who have a tax liability in the United States, and 2) aliens living in the United States who are “not authorized to work in the United States.”
The IRS has long known it was giving these numbers to illegal aliens, and thus facilitating their ability to work illegally in the United States. For example, the Treasury Inspector General’s Semiannual Report to Congress published on Oct. 29, 1999—nearly fourteen years ago—specifically drew attention to this problem.
“The IRS issues Individual Taxpayer Identification Numbers (ITINs) to undocumented aliens to improve nonresident alien compliance with tax laws. This IRS practice seems counter-productive to the Immigration and Naturalization Service’s (INS) mission to identify undocumented aliens and prevent unlawful alien entry,” TIGTA warned in that long-ago report.
The inspector general’s 2012 audit report on the IRS’s handling of ITINs was spurred by two IRS employees who went to members of Congress "alleging that IRS management was requiring employees to assign Individual Taxpayer Identification Numbers (ITIN) even when the applications were fraudulent.”
In an August 2012 press release accompanying the audit report, TIGTA said the report “validated” the complaints of the IRS employees.
“TIGTA’s audit found that IRS management has not established adequate internal controls to detect and prevent the assignment of an ITIN to individuals submitting questionable applications,” said Treasury Inspector General for Tax Administration J. Russell George. “Even more troubling, TIGTA found an environment which discourages employees from detecting fraudulent applications.”
In addition to the 23,994 tax refunds worth a combined $46,378,040 that the IRS sent to a single address in Atlanta, the IG also discovered that the IRS had assigned 15,796 ITINs to unauthorized aliens who presumably used a single Atlanta address.
The IRS, according to TIGTA, also assigned ITINs to 15,028 unauthorized aliens presumably using a single address in Dallas, Texas, and 10,356 to unauthorized aliens presumably living at a single address in Atlantic City, N.J.
Perhaps the most remarkable act of the IRS was this: It assigned 6,411 ITINs to unauthorized aliens presumably using a single address in Morganton, North Carolina. According to the 2010 Census, there were only 16,681 people in Morganton. So, for the IRS to have been correct in issuing 6,411 ITINS to unauthorized aliens at a single address in Morganton it would have meant that 38 percent of the town’s total population were unauthorized alien workers using a single address.
TIGTA said there were 154 addresses around the country that appeared on 1,000 or more ITIN applications made to the IRS.
- See more at: http://cnsnews.com/news/article/irs-sent-46378040-refunds-23994-unauthorized-aliens-1-atlanta-address#sthash.Enbqxq61.wPKBtkHG.dpuf

Monday, June 17, 2013

Scared Yet?


Lights out: House plan would protect nation's electricity from solar flare, nuclear bomb

BY: PAUL BEDARD JUNE 17, 2013
Amid growing fears of a massive electromagnetic pulse hit from either a solar flare or a terrorist nuclear bomb, House Republicans on Tuesday will unveil a plan to save the nation's electric grid from an attack that could mean lights out for 300 million Americans.
Dubbed the Secure High-voltage Infrastructure for Electricity from Lethal Damage Act, the legislation would push the federal government to install grid-saving devices such as surge protectors to protect against an attack.
"It is critical that we protect our major transformers from cascading destruction. The Shield Act encourages industry to develop standards necessary to protect our electric infrastructure against both natural and man-made EMP events," said Rep. Trent Franks, the Arizona Republican who is offering up the bipartisan bill.
Electromagnetic pulse, or EMP, has come into focus because of fears the sun is pushing out unusually big solar flares that can disrupt the electric grid. Defense officials are also worried about a terrorist attack, possibly in the form of a small nuclear bomb exploded overhead.
Any EMP attack could be damaging, said Gaffney. He cited a new Lloyds of London report that determined that the area from Washington, D.C., to New York could be without electricity for up to two years in a major solar flare-up."This is serious stuff," said former Pentagon official Frank Gaffney, who heads the Center for Security Policy. But, he added, there is a growing bipartisan consensus to protect the electric grid.
The legislation will be introduced Tuesday by Franks and former House Speaker Newt Gingrich at a meeting of the House EMP Caucus. Officials said that the legislation, provided in advance to Secrets, will include information from a recent EMP commission report that "contemporary U.S. society is not structured, nor does it have the means, to provide for the needs of nearly 300 million Americans without electricity.''
Gaffney told Secrets that there are some 300 huge electric transformers around the nation that control the grid and that have to be protected. "You are basically talking about surge protectors, of a somewhat exotic kind, but it is a means of interrupting the pulse," he said.
Paul Bedard, The Washington Examiner's "Washington Secrets" columnist, can be contacted at pbedard@washingtonexaminer.com


Do you really think politics will help us avoid this inevitable two-year power outage?


Thursday, June 6, 2013

Michael Jackson's daughter in hospital after suicide attempt

So it apparently took her 15 years to really understand what the phrase “Michael Jackson’s daughter” means.

Actually, according to reports, she wanted to kill herself after being denied the chance to go to a Marilyn Manson concert. And you thought Jacko was mixed up! Someone needs to tell her that you kill yourself when you have to go to a MM show.

The initial 911 call indicated she suffered an overdose. But that conflicts with other reports.
TMZ and "Entertainment Tonight" both reported that Paris cut her wrists. "ET" attributed the wrist-cutting revelation to Paris' biological mom Debbie Rowe. 
Paris and her brother Prince, 16, are offspring of Rowe, a former dermatologist’s assistant who helped treat Jackson for various skin ailments. 
The youngest sibling is Blanket, 11, and his biological mother has never been revealed.
Of course, nobody knows who any of their biological fathers are either.

So, in a story where the white kid of Wacko Jacko (a formerly black icon), who has a sibling named Blanket, tried to kill herself with a meat cleaver over not getting to go to a Marilyn Manson concert, the strangest thing in the article may have been the appearance of this in the corner.